I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?
I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.
Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me
I know every politician spins the truth a little.