Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff's secret to Zach Braff's success.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

I never looked at bread the same way again