The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.

My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.

I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.