I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

In a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn't be able to resist.

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?