I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.
Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.
When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins