The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.

I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.