I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.

I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.