I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then I realized that getting to pretend to be me would be like shooting up heroin for anyone who played it, and I don't want that on my conscience.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.