I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it....No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.