I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.