I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.

People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.