If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.