If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.

Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?