What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Zach BraffEver since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.
Zach BraffIf you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get shot. I'm not saying we should throw a party or anything, but is it such a tragedy? If I'd gotten shot before I made 'Garden State', yeah, that's a tragedy, but some red-state hick getting his legs blown off? Come on.
Zach BraffNow, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.
Zach Braff