Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

I really like just super dry comedy.

So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.