Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.