Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success. Take Garden State, without me that would have just been two hours of Portman doging.

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.