They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.

I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.