I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?

I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which received very good reviews, so it just seems much more important to me now. I feel that in order to better foster my creativity as an actor and director at this point, I need to be surrounded by other talented, artistic individuals, instead of just goofy comedians.

Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?