I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'

I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.