Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my acting and I say to myself 'that was good...but was it Zach Braff good?' Lets just say things have been looking pretty Zach Braff so far.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get shot. I'm not saying we should throw a party or anything, but is it such a tragedy? If I'd gotten shot before I made 'Garden State', yeah, that's a tragedy, but some red-state hick getting his legs blown off? Come on.