Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.
Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.
I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?