I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school [at Northwestern University].

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?