I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.

Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that