I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.

I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other than me.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?