I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.

I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.

The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.