I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.

I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.