I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.