I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.

I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.

I mean, what's eleven million people now days?