Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?