It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?

I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

I had a very funny family.