It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they want to celebrate me or Jesus. If you ask me, the choice is pretty obvious.

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.