It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.