My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.

I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.

Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.