The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.