The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

I think I suffer from some mild depression.

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do

Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.