The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

I'm really not one to brag, but I think my job is one of the most important things someone can do with their life. I mean, it really gives people a chance to live outside their means through someone else's vision. And I think that's something really great that I can give back to the community. Sure I could be a doctor or a lawyer, but do they really help anyone? Sure you can save someone's life, but can you really change it for the better? I'm not saying their jobs aren't important, just not as important as mine.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

In a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn't be able to resist.