The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other than me.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society.

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.