People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.

Im just not really attracted to black chicks.