People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.