I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful