You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.
Zach BraffI never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.
Zach BraffI always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
Zach Braff