I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.