I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other than me.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.