I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much, but take a look at my surrounding cast and ask yourself, who's the real miracle worker?

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.