So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'