They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.

Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.

I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.