They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.

Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.