I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.
Zach BraffYou know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.
Zach BraffIn New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.
Zach BraffWell, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100 million dollars. Well where the hell did that go? For all I know every starving child has a 2 story house by now. Or maybe they're all raging alcoholics, like homeless people. Homeless people who are more effective when it comes to raising money. Who wants to support alcoholic children? Not me.
Zach Braff