I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

It's really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can just sleepwalk through most of my roles and still do a better job than 90 percent of the actors out there.

Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.