I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?

I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!