I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?

The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.

I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.