I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.