I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that