In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.