In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.

I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.