In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.

If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.

I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.