Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?