Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.