Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success. Take Garden State, without me that would have just been two hours of Portman doging.

I really like just super dry comedy.

I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.

Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog