So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.

A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State