If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.

I think I suffer from some mild depression.

I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?