In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs.
Zach BraffI'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.
Zach BraffI've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?
Zach BraffAt this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.
Zach BraffI don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.
Zach Braff