The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.