I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.