Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.

It's a really fun hobby to set imagery to music, and finding the right songs for that. Your favorite song in the world might not work at all... for one reason or another.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.

The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.