Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.