You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I'm going to try to live my life like that.

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!