Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.

I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.

I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.