Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?

If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do