Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.

My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.