Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other than me.

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.