The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.