The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture