The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff's secret to Zach Braff's success.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.