It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.

Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.