Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.
Zach BraffYou always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
Zach BraffTurning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
Zach BraffIt was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough
Zach Braff