It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they want to celebrate me or Jesus. If you ask me, the choice is pretty obvious.