It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.