I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.
I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh
Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.
Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.
I never looked at bread the same way again
I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff