I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success. Take Garden State, without me that would have just been two hours of Portman doging.

People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.

Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school [at Northwestern University].

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.