I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.

I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?