I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.

When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.

I'm really not one to brag, but I think my job is one of the most important things someone can do with their life. I mean, it really gives people a chance to live outside their means through someone else's vision. And I think that's something really great that I can give back to the community. Sure I could be a doctor or a lawyer, but do they really help anyone? Sure you can save someone's life, but can you really change it for the better? I'm not saying their jobs aren't important, just not as important as mine.