What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.

If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.

I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.