What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.

I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff's secret to Zach Braff's success.

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?