I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?

In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.