Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.
Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
I mean, what's eleven million people now days?
Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?