Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.