Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?

She can't say no if she's unconscious.

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.