Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

She can't say no if she's unconscious.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.

I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?