I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.