She can't say no if she's unconscious.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.