I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.
Zach BraffIn a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn't be able to resist.
Zach BraffYou don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.
Zach Braff