I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.