I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment

I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.